Here we have homemade fish fingers, lightly coated in ground almonds in lieu of breadcrumbs, and oven-roasted chips that rely on celeriac rather than potato.
These days, while reviewers still go through the charade of booking under an assumed name, they are as inconspicuous as a fish finger on a plateau de fruits de mer.
There was a buffet selection of fish fingers, callaloo quiche, mini meatballs in spicy barbecue sauce, stuffed chicken wings, fruits, desserts, and wines all around.