They dance a lively can-can with the traditional high kicks, dizzying spins, whirling turns, and much display of ruffled skirts, black garters, and frothy white underthings.
They have a characteristic aerial courtship display which culminates in the pair locking talons mid-air and whirling earthwards in series of spectacular cartwheels.
It's a busy, busy film, a heavily sugared and caffeinated spinning kaleidoscope dervish whirling like an arena-sized cotton candy machine, the final product quickly dissolving upon consumption.
As traditional publishing models sink back into the primordial muck, the swirling-whirling chaos of social media takes over our collective consciousness.
