And when a central bank crunches interest rates to a record low, it always and without question leads to bubbles and muddle-headed investments in the economy.
Most state schools don't, because they've been riddled with the ignorance-is-good philosophy cooked up by muddle-headed educationalists for the past 50 years.
Serious media outlets should question these self-serving alliances between celebrity and charity, not simply provide platforms for preening and muddle-headed proselytising.