The first thing you'll want to do is clear out the riff-raff -- unused programs and browser extensions, obsolete registry entries, and expired permissions.
While they were once all-too-common among society's elite, that very same eliteness kept riff-raff like, well, most of us from ever getting through the doors.
For starters, the alcohol content for those in general admission is often capped at mid-strength -- a typically penal restriction aimed at civilising the riff-raff.