The unlocked nose wheel collapsed and was forced back into its well, causing the aircraft's nose to slam into, bounce off, and then scrape along the ground.
It entered his stomach through the side of his bulletproof vest and proceeded to bounce back and forth between either side of his flak jacket, ravaging his digestive tract.
If people overact to information then we would expect companies that report unexpectedly bad earnings to suffer a big hit and then bounce back over time.