But they aren't allegations about corporate malfeasance, about financial wrongdoings, about the jiggery-pokery of people that nobody trusts or wants in place.
Luckily there were a few frames of him with outstretched arms, which has now become the standard regeneration pose - and with a little jiggery-pokery that became the cover.
It is possible this could be increased to five with some technical jiggery-pokery but it is unlikely there will be any more than that in the foreseeable future.
Disappointingly, the debate about the possible return of grammar schools has detracted attention away from this key lesson, and no amount of statistical jiggery-pokery can mask such an elementary shortcoming.
