He talks a mile a minute, and rambles from subject to subject like a drunk with verbal diarrhoea -- with the difference that most of the time he makes sense.
Nearly half of users (47%) admitted to sending text messages when on the potty, 34% said they sent emails, and 23 did some social networking (talk about verbal diarrhoea).
It's this sort of blissfully unaware verbal diarrhoea that makes me want to slap him around the face with a fish, and that's coming from a life-long pacifist.