I smiled condescendingly as the man, whose moth-eaten cycling jersey had seen better days, clipped into his old-fashioned cleats and wobbled off the ferry.
Callow takes to a stage ornamented with cobwebs, freak-show posters and household bric-a-brac, hung with theatrical, slightly moth-eaten red velvet curtains.
But moisture, mice and moth-eaten heating and electrical systems, among other ills, are turning both structures into something of a nightmare for their illustrious inhabitants.