Then again, even an image of waves lapping up on a tropical shore couldn't save an instant pineapple upside-down cake that was stocked in a supermarket freezer.
Amid the buffet meals, saunas and hot tubs, well-stocked open bar, and myriad word processors, fancies simmered and ideas cooked, some emerging better than half-baked...
The bunker will have multiple fully stocked bars, an enormous performing stage with a rotating hydraulic platform and a sophisticated content production studio.