The joyous manacling of these two symbols of sporting pulchritude is definitive proof that, in the love game, the forces of tennis and golf ineluctably collide.
As far as a woman's pulchritude is concerned, her natural attractiveness and feminine appeal is magnified manifold when she goes in for beauty treatment.
The standard and pulchritude of play in the first round should have been a force of attraction to pull even the least enthused about football to a match venue.