The obsession with obtaining grants, the panjandrums awarding grants, the siphoning off funds, underwriting projects, have all made the academy a sad state.
Panjandrum was now heading back to the sea but crashed on to the sand where it disintegrated in violent explosions, rockets tearing across the beach at great speed.
Searching around for "sources", the poor journos have to write cruelly obfuscatory obituaries just in case the old panjandrum has actually kicked the bucket.
