Here's a relieving factoid to put your cravings in context: arthropods, the class of invertebrates including insects, millipedes and spiders, can scarf down way more junk food than you can.
Instead of a real culture where songs actually mean something, we have this junk culture of entertainment working on the principle of planned obsolescence.
As the recipient directly bears the cost of delivery, storage, and processing, one could regard spam as the electronic equivalent of postage-due junk mail.